In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best seasonal jokes, seasonal puns and seasonal dad jokes to make you laugh.
Seasonal Jokes to Keep You Laughing All Winter Long
1. Why did the snowman call his dog Frost? Because Frost bites!
2. What do snowmen eat for lunch? Ice-burgers!
3. Why was the math book sad during winter? It had too many problems.
4. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
5. How do snowmen get around? By riding an “icicle”!
6. Why did the snowman bring a broom to the snowball fight? To sweep the competition!
7. What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps!
8. How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed? You wake up with frostbite!
9. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose!
10. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
Hilarious Holiday Jokes to Spread Festive Cheer
1. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!
2. Why did Santa go to music school? So he could improve his “wrap” skills!
3. What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!
4. Why was the turkey asked to join the band? He had the drumsticks!
5. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!
6. Why did the Grinch go to the doctor? Because he had a bad “whobacca” cough!
7. Why did the ornament go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little “ballsy”!
8. How does Rudolph know when it’s Christmas Eve? He checks his reindeer watch!
9. What do you call an elf who sings? A rapper!
10. Why was the math book sad at Christmas? It had too many problems.
Side-Splitting Spring Jokes to Brighten Your Day
1. Why did the bee get married? Because he found his honey!
2. How does a tree get on the internet? It logs in!
3. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
4. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
5. Why couldn’t the flower ride its bike? It lost its petals!
6. What’s a tree’s least favorite month? Sep-timber!
7. Why was the math book sad during spring? It had too many problems.
8. Which flower talks the most smack? A tulip!
9. Why did the seed go to school? To become a little bighter!
10. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
Summer Humor: The Funniest Jokes for the Sunny Season
1. Why don’t some fish play piano? Because they’re afraid of the scale!
2. What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable!
3. Why do flamingos lift up one leg? Because if they lifted up both legs they would fall down!
4. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
5. Why did the math book visit the beach? To work on its tan!
6. What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool? Show me your mussels!
7. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved!
8. Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter!
9. What do you call a fish wearing a tie? So fishticated!
10. Why are ghosts terrible liars? Because you can see right through them!
Fall Funnies: Jokes to Leaf You in Stitches
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
3. What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a vampire? A fur coat that fangs you!
4. What do you call a skeleton who won’t get up in the morning? Lazy bones!
5. Why did the ghost go to the party? He heard it was going to be a scream!
6. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
7. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with!
8. What do you call a fat pumpkin? A plump-kin!
9. Why did the broom get a promotion? It swept the boss off his feet!
10. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries!