In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best race jokes, race puns and race dad jokes to make you laugh.
1. Hilarious Ethnic Jokes That Will Have You in Stitches
1. Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For Hispanic attacks!
2. What do you call a Chinese man with a video camera? Phil Ming.
3. How does a German say goodbye? “Auschwitz” you later!
4. Why don’t black people like country music? Because every time they hear a hoedown, they think someone shot their cousin.
5. When do Italians not drink espresso? When they haven’t had their pasta shot.
6. I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain.
7. Why do Jewish men like watching porno movies backward? They like the part where the hooker gives the money back.
8. Why was the Japanese man kicked out of the golf store? Because he got a hole in one.
9. How do you know if someone’s vegan? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.
10. Why did the Polish man get fired from the M&M factory? He was throwing away all the W’s.
2. Laugh Out Loud Race Jokes Guaranteed to Make You ROFL
1. Why don’t aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
2. What did the black guy get on his SAT? Barbecue sauce.
3. Have you heard about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
4. Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because if they lived by the bay, they would be bagels!
5. A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, “Uno, dos…” and then disappears without a ‘tres’.
6. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
7. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes… She gave me a hug.
8. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
9. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
10. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
3. The Funniest Cultural Jokes You Can’t Help But Share
1. Why did the Frenchman only eat one egg for breakfast? Because one egg is un oeuf.
2. Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way.
3. How do you befriend a squirrel? Act like a nut.
4. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
5. How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for fresh prints.
6. I’m on a seafood diet… I see food and I eat it.
7. I asked the gym trainer, “Can you teach me to do the splits?” He replied, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t make Tuesdays.”
8. I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I’m good at everything.
9. My grandfather always said, “Don’t watch your money; watch your health.” So while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather.
10. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.