In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best the walking dead jokes, the walking dead puns and the walking dead dad jokes to make you laugh.
Top 10 Side-Splitting Walking Dead Jokes Guaranteed to Make You Laugh
1. Why did the zombie go to the doctor? Because it had a coffin.
2. What do you call a zombie who cooks stir fry? A wok-ing dead.
3. Why was the walker always calm? Because it had no guts.
4. What do you call a zombie comedian? A stand-up corpse.
5. How did the zombie comedian die? It couldn’t stop cracking up.
6. Why did the zombie go to school? To improve its brain function.
7. What do you get when you cross a zombie and snowman? Frostbite.
8. Why did the zombie bring a pencil to the apocalypse? In case it wanted to take notes.
9. What do you call a zombie with a sense of humor? Dead-funny.
10. Why do zombies make terrible lawyers? They always want a “bite” out of crime.
Hilarious Walking Dead Memes That Will Have You Rolling on the Floor
1. *Image of a zombie chasing after a man* “When your ex says they miss you.”
2. *Image of Rick Grimes* “When you hear someone say they don’t like The Walking Dead.”
3. *Image of Daryl Dixon* “When someone says they need to take a shower but it’s the apocalypse.”
4. *Image of Carl Grimes* “When your dad starts telling dad jokes during a zombie attack.”
5. *Image of Negan* “When someone tries to take your last slice of pizza during the apocalypse.”
6. *Image of a zombie holding a sign that says “I’m dead inside”* “When you realize you have to wait a week for the next episode.”
7. *Image of a zombie with the caption “Monday morning vibes”* “When you realize you have to go back to work after binge-watching The Walking Dead all weekend.”
8. *Image of Michonne with her sword* “When someone tries to take the last cookie from the cookie jar.”
9. *Image of a zombie with the caption “I woke up like this”* “When you look in the mirror after a rough night of fighting off walkers.”
10. *Image of a zombie with the caption “This is fine”* “When everything is falling apart but you’re trying to stay calm.”
The Ultimate Collection of Funny Walking Dead Puns You Can’t Help But Chuckle At
1. Why did the zombie go to the dance party? It heard the music was to die for.
2. What do you call a zombie in a suit? A well-dressed corpse.
3. Why did the zombie join the guitar band? It wanted to play some dead tunes.
4. What do you call a zombie who loves chocolate? The Hershey-scented dead.
5. Why did the zombie move to the countryside? It heard farm-to-table brains were fresher.
6. What’s a zombie’s favorite exercise? Dead-lifts.
7. Why did the zombie break up with its girlfriend? She wanted space, but it wanted brains.
8. What do you call a zombie who’s a good listener? An earful of undead.
9. Why do zombies make terrible roommates? They always have a “bone to pick.”
10. What do you call a zombie who’s good at math? A number cruncher.
Laugh Out Loud with These Walking Dead Knock-Knock Jokes That Will Leave You in Stitches
1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Daryl.
Daryl who?
Daryl-licious brains for dinner tonight!
2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rick.
Rick who?
Rick-roll! Just kidding, it’s a walker.
3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Carol.
Carol who?
Carol from Season 1, where have you been?
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Maggie.
Maggie who?
Maggie-tine’s Day is coming up, better stock up on chocolate.
5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Glenn.
Glenn who?
Glenn-come any closer or I’ll have to shoot.
6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Negan.
Negan who?
Negan, I promise not to smash your head in with Lucille.
7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Carl.
Carl who?
Carl you please stop wearing that hat?
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zombies.
Zombies who?
Zombies, you’d better run before they catch up.
9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beth.
Beth who?
Beth-ter watch out for walkers lurking nearby.
10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Michonne.
Michonne who?
Michonne-fearless warrior who doesn’t need a man to survive.