In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best st patricks day jokes, st patricks day puns and st patricks day dad jokes to make you laugh.
Luck of the Irish: Hilarious St. Patrick’s Day Jokes to Brighten Your Celebration!
1. Why do leprechauns make terrible secretaries? Because they can’t hold onto their pot of gold long enough to pay the bills!
2. How do you find a leprechaun in a snowstorm? Look for little green footprints!
3. Why do leprechauns giggle when they play soccer? Because the grass tickles their luck!
4. What do you call a fake Irish stone? A sham rock!
5. Why did the leprechaun sit on a toadstool? To get his pot of gold back!
6. What’s an Irish potato’s favorite meal? Fish ‘n’ O’Chips!
7. How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time? He’s Dublin over with laughter!
8. Why did the leprechaun turn down the job offer? He didn’t want to give up his day job of hiding pots of gold!
9. How do you get a leprechaun to talk? Ask him about his pot o’ gold at the end of the rainbow!
10. What do you call a group of musical leprechauns? A Shamrock band!
Get Your Green On with These Side-Splitting St. Patrick’s Day Jokes
1. Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day? Real rocks are too heavy!
2. How do you greet a leprechaun on St. Patrick’s Day? Shamrock and roll!
3. What did the leprechaun say to the barber? Make it snip, snip, snappy!
4. How does a leprechaun keep up with the news? He reads the Dublin Times!
5. Why do leprechauns recycle? They like to go green!
6. What’s a leprechaun’s favorite type of music? Sham-rock!
7. Why did the leprechaun turn green? He was feeling a little Irish!
8. What’s a leprechaun’s favorite game show? Wheel of Fortune, of course!
9. Why don’t leprechauns play hide and seek? They’re always spotted!
10. How did the leprechaun find his pot of gold? He followed the rainbow connection!
Sham-rock Your World with These Funny St. Patrick’s Day Jokes
1. Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaf clover? You might press your luck!
2. How do you know if a leprechaun is lying? His pot of gold stories always sound a little too fantastical!
3. What did the leprechaun say to the potato? Top o’ the tater to ya!
4. Why are leprechauns so good at basketball? They always make their shots from downtown (Dublin)!
5. What do you get when you cross a leprechaun and a snowman? Frostbite!
6. How do leprechauns stay fit? They do Dublin-jumps!
7. Why did the leprechaun bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
8. What do you call a leprechaun who plants flowers? A garden gnome!
9. Why was the leprechaun upset at the photography studio? He wanted his pot of gold in the picture!
10. What’s a leprechaun’s favorite flavor of ice cream? Mint O’Reo!
Laugh Your Way to the End of the Rainbow with These St. Patrick’s Day Jokes
1. Why did the leprechaun turn down a job in the bakery? He didn’t want to make green bread!
2. How do leprechauns get around town? On their shamrockets!
3. Why do leprechauns make terrible DJs? They can’t handle the Irish dance beats!
4. What do you call a leprechaun who gets caught in the rain? A soggy pot of gold!
5. Why was the leprechaun so good at poker? He was always lucky when it came to finding a pot!
6. How do leprechauns make phone calls? With sham-rocks!
7. What does a leprechaun use to keep in touch with his friends? A sham-rock phone!
8. Why did the leprechaun bring a magnet to the party? He heard someone was gonna steal the gold!
9. What do you call a leprechaun who loves to dance? Sham-rockin’ Robin!
10. How does a leprechaun like his coffee? With a little sham-cream and sugar!
Pour Yourself a Pint and Enjoy These St. Patrick’s Day Jokes that Will Make You LOL
1. Why do leprechauns hate running races? They always come in a little short!
2. How do leprechauns pay their bills? With rain checks!
3. Why did the leprechaun go to jail? He was guilty of a pot fight!
4. What do you call a leprechaun who gets lost in a snowstorm? A frosted lucky charm!
5. Why did the leprechaun put a spotlight on the spoon? He heard it was his lucky charm!
6. How do leprechauns make money? They pick it Dublin on the sidewalk!
7. Why do leprechauns tell time by the moon? Because time flies when you’re having sham-rockin’ fun!
8. What do you get when you cross a leprechaun and a cheerleader? A sham-pompom!
9. How did the leprechaun feel after a day of raking leaves? Shattered- he was Dublin over with laughter!
10. Why did the leprechaun bring a map to the picnic? He wanted to find his lucky charms!