In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best taki jokes, taki puns and taki dad jokes to make you laugh.
Spice up your day with these hilarious taki jokes!
1. Why did the taki go to school? To get a little more ‘chili’ education!
2. How does a taki greet another taki? “Hey, jalapeño business!”
3. What do you call a group of taki dancing? The salsa!
4. Why did the taki break up with the tortilla chip? It was just too ‘cheesy’ for them!
5. What did the taki say to the nacho cheese? “You’re looking grate today!”
6. How do you fix a broken taki? With some guac and roll!
7. Why did the taki go to the doctor? It had a bad case of jalapeño business!
8. What do you call a taki that gets all the attention? The ‘spice’ of the party!
9. Why did the taki sit at the back of the class? It didn’t want to be too jalapeño face!
10. How did the taki get a job? It had excellent ‘crunch’entials!
The top 5 taki jokes guaranteed to make you laugh out loud
1. Why did the taki break up with the salsa? It was too ‘saucy’ for them!
2. How do you know if a taki is lying? Its pants are on fire (from all the spice)!
3. Why don’t takis ever go to the beach? They don’t want to get ‘salty’!
4. What do you call a taki that plays guitar? A rock and roll!
5. Why was the taki so good at math? It knew how to ‘add a little spice’ to everything!
Laugh until you cry: the funniest taki jokes of all time
1. What did the taki say to the bag of chips? “You’re nacho average snack!”
2. Why did the taki go to the party alone? It couldn’t find a ‘chip’ to go with!
3. How does a taki keep cool in the summer? It takes a dip in the guacamole!
4. Why did the taki feel lonely? It was the only one ‘rollin” around!
5. What do you call a taki that’s being chased? A ‘runny’ snack!
Taki jokes that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter
1. Why did the taki refuse to play baseball? It was afraid of getting ‘crunch’ed!
2. How do you get a taki to stop talking? You ‘chip’ in with a joke!
3. What do you call a taki that’s late for dinner? A fashionably late-night snack!
4. Why was the taki always the life of the party? It knew how to ‘spice’ things up!
5. How did the taki win the talent show? It had a ‘zesty’ performance!
Unleash the puns: taki jokes that will tickle your funny bone
1. Why did the taki break up with the burrito? It was too ‘wrappy’!
2. How do you catch a taki? With a bowl of guacamole!
3. What do you call a taki that’s lost its crunch? A ‘soft’ snack!
4. Why did the taki go to the beach? It wanted to catch some ‘waves’!
5. What do you call a taki that’s bad at math? A ‘crunch number’!