In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best flying jokes, flying puns and flying dad jokes to make you laugh.
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1. Why do pilots always make bad comedians? Because their jokes usually go over your head.
2. What do you call a pilot who doesn’t know how to land? A chicken.
3. How do you communicate with a fish while flying? Drop it a line.
4. Why was the airplane so cold? Because it left its fans on high!
5. How do pilots stay cool during flights? They use air conditioning.
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6. What do you call it when a pilot gets sick? Plane sick.
7. How do airplanes like to communicate? By using flight language.
8. Why did the pilot bring a ladder to the airport? In case they needed to board the plane.
9. What’s a pilot’s favorite type of math problem? Jet stream algebra.
10. Why did the flying instructor break up with the airplane? It kept taking off without him.
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11. Why did the plane break up with the helicopter? It was tired of all the ups and downs.
12. What did the airplane say to the runway? “I’ll be landing shortly.”
13. Why did the airplane join the band? It had a great wing span.
14. What did the pilot do when he got a flat tire? He winged it.
15. Why are pilots so good at basketball? They always make smooth landings.
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16. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
17. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
18. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
19. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
20. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
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21. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
22. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
23. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
24. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
25. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.