Top Chill Jokes, Chill Puns, Chill Dad Jokes & More

In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best chill jokes, chill puns and chill dad jokes to make you laugh.

1. Top 5 Chill Jokes Guaranteed to Make You Laugh

1. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
2. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
3. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
4. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
5. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

2. Hilarious Jokes to Lighten the Mood

1. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
2. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
3. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
4. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
5. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

3. Chill and Funny Jokes to Brighten Your Day

1. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
2. How do you organize a space party? You “planet”!
3. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
4. What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs? A condescending con descending.
5. I made a pun about the wind, but it blows.

4. Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for a Chill Vibe

1. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
2. How do you organize a space party? You “planet”!
3. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
4. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
5. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

5. The Best Chill Jokes for a Good Time

1. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
2. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
3. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
4. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
5. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.