In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best december jokes, december puns and december dad jokes to make you laugh.
1. Hilarious Holiday Jokes to Get You in the December Spirit
1. Why was the math book sad during December? Because it had too many problems.
2. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted flakes!
3. How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces he’s visited? He keeps a log.
4. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
5. Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had the drumsticks.
6. What did the gingerbread man put on his bed? A cookie sheet.
7. What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!
8. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
9. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose.
10. What do you call Santa when he takes a break? Santa Pause-a.
2. Laughing All the Way: The Funniest December Jokes for the Holiday Season
1. Why did the ornament go to school? It wanted to be a “smart” decoration.
2. What do you call an elf who can sing and dance? Elfis!
3. Why was the Christmas tree a bad musician? It kept dropping its needles!
4. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!
5. Why was the snowman rummaging through bags of carrots? He was picking his nose.
6. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
7. Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed a trim.
8. How does Santa keep his suit looking so good? He takes it to the Claus-tumer.
9. Why did the Christmas wreath go to the doctor? It was feeling a little under the weather.
10. What do you call Santa when he takes a break? Santa Pause-a.
3. Deck the Halls with Laughter: Top Jokes to Share in December
1. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
2. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
3. What did one snowman say to the other? Do you smell carrots?
4. Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed a trim.
5. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
6. Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars? Because their days are numbered!
7. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!
8. Why is Santa good at karate? Because he has a black belt.
9. What does Santa do with his garden in the winter? He ho-ho-hoes it!
10. Why do mummies like Christmas so much? They finally have someone to unwrap.
4. ‘Tis the Season for Funny Jokes: December Edition
1. What do you call a monster who loves the winter holidays? A snow-monster.
2. Why did the star go to school? It wanted to be a star student.
3. How do you know if Santa is nearby? You can sense his presents.
4. What athlete is warmest in winter? A long jumper.
5. Why is Santa always so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
6. Why was the snowman so good at baseball? He had a strong arm!
7. What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle.
8. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing, it was on the house!
9. What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective? Santa Clues.
10. Why was the math book sad in December? Because it had too many problems.
5. Bringing Joy and Giggles: The Best December Jokes to Brighten Your Day
1. Why was the snowman so brave? Because he had snowballs.
2. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!
3. Why did the snowman call his dog Frost? Because Frost bites!
4. Why was the math book sad in December? Because it had too many problems.
5. Where do snowmen keep their money? In snow banks.
6. What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle.
7. How does a snowman get around? By riding an “icicle.”
8. Why does Santa go down chimneys on Christmas Eve? Because it soot’s him.
9. How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!
10. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.