In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best pot jokes, pot puns and pot dad jokes to make you laugh.
Up in Smoke: Top Pot Jokes to Get You High on Laughter
1. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
2. How do trees get online? They log in.
3. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
4. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
5. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
6. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
7. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
8. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
9. Remember, the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
10. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
Puff, Puff, Pass: Hilarious Weed Jokes That Will Light Up Your Day
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I just can’t seem to put it down.
3. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
4. I would tell you a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
5. Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.
6. I told my wife I was going to make a bike out of spaghetti. She didn’t believe me until I rode pasta.
7. I started a band called 999 megabytes. We haven’t gotten a gig yet.
8. I’m writing a book on reverse psychology. Don’t read it.
9. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
10. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
Rolling in the Aisles: The Funniest Marijuana Jokes Guaranteed to Make You Chuckle
1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
2. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
3. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
4. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
5. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
6. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
7. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
8. I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I just can’t seem to put it down.
9. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
10. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
High Times: Laugh Out Loud with These Side-Splitting Pot Jokes
1. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
2. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
3. What do you call a fish wearing a crown? Anemone.
4. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
5. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
6. Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way.
7. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
8. I would tell you a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
9. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.
10. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
Blazing Comedy: The Ultimate Collection of Weed-Infused Jokes for a Good Time
1. Why do mushrooms go to parties? Because they’re fungi!
2. I would tell you a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
3. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
4. I started a band called 999 megabytes. We haven’t gotten a gig yet.
5. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
6. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
7. Where do cows go on vacation? Moo York City.
8. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
9. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
10. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.