In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best army jokes, army puns and army dad jokes to make you laugh.
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1. Why did the army general go to the art gallery? To find the perfect camouflage!
2. How does an army chef settle an argument? He says, “Let’s taco ’bout it!”
3. Why do soldiers make terrible comedians? They have too many dad jokes!
4. What do you call an army doctor who fixes websites? A URL medic!
5. Why did the soldier break up with his calculator? It just wasn’t adding up!
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6. What’s a soldier’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal!
7. Why do army recruits make terrible bakers? They can’t stand the heat in the kitchen!
8. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it… just like a soldier!
9. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems!
10. What did the sergeant say to the naughty cannonball? You’re grounded!
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11. How do you know if someone is a soldier? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you… repeatedly!
12. Why did the soldier sleep under the moon? He wanted to be a little “night light”!
13. What’s a soldier’s favorite pizza topping? Artillery!
14. Why did the army recruit bring string to the battlefield? He wanted to tie up loose ends!
15. How do soldiers stay in touch with their friends? Grenade phones!
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16. Why don’t soldiers play hide and seek? Good camouflage is hard to find!
17. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
18. How do you spot a blind sniper? His guide dog has a rifle!
19. Why was the belt arrested? For holding up a pair of pants!
20. Why did the soldier bring a ladder to the battlefield? He heard the enemy was outstanding in their field!
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21. How do soldiers eat their food? In the “trench” with a “combat” knife!
22. Why did the army recruit break up with his girlfriend? They were in different “branches” of the military!
23. What’s a soldier’s favorite breakfast cereal? Grenade Nuts!
24. Why do soldiers make good gardeners? They have experience in planting landmines!
25. What did the general say to his parachute? “You’re not just a number, you’re my main chute!”