In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best worst jokes, worst puns and worst dad jokes to make you laugh.
Laugh Out Loud: The Top 5 corniest jokes that are so bad, they’re actually good
1. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
2. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
3. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
4. Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion? There was nothing left but de-brie.
5. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
6. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
7. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
8. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
9. What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead.
10. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
Cracking Up: Hilariously terrible jokes that will make you groan
1. I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I just can’t seem to put it down.
2. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
3. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
4. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
5. What’s the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty.
6. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
7. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
8. Why couldn’t the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings.
9. Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.
10. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
Not So Punny: The funniest bad jokes that will leave you in stitches
1. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
2. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
3. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
4. What do you call a group of killer whales playing music? An orca-stra.
5. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know why.
6. Why did the bee get married? Because he found his honey.
7. You can’t trust stairs, they’re always up to something.
8. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
9. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
10. I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me vacation ads.
Joke’s On You: Ridiculously cheesy jokes that will make you roll your eyes
1. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
2. I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I just can’t seem to put it down.
3. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
4. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
5. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
6. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
7. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
8. What’s the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty.
9. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
10. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Giggle Fest: The ultimate list of dad jokes that are so bad, they’re funny
1. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know why.
2. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
3. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems
4. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
5. What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead.
6. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
7. Why couldn’t the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings.
8. What do you call a fish wearing a crown? King of the sea.
9. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
10. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.