In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best barn jokes, barn puns and barn dad jokes to make you laugh.
“Hay-larious Humor: Barn Jokes to Make Your Day”
1. Why did the farmer break up with his girlfriend? She was always goat-ing on about her problems.
2. What do you call a cow that plays guitar? A moo-sician.
3. Why did the chicken join a band? He had the drumsticks.
4. What did the pig say at the beach? I’m bacon in the sun!
5. How does a farmer mend his pants? With cabbage patches.
6. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
7. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
8. What do you get when you cross a cow and a trampoline? Milk shake.
9. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
10. What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.
“Ewe won’t Believe these Barnyard Jokes!”
1. Why did the sheep go to the mall? To buy a baa-gain.
2. Why did the farmer bury his money in the field? To make his soil rich.
3. What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.
4. Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands.
5. Why was the horse so happy? He was in a stable relationship.
6. What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-tain.
7. How do sheep say “Merry Christmas” in Mexico? Fleece Navidad.
8. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
9. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Elephino.
10. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
“Laugh ’til the Cows come Home: The Best Barnyard Jokes”
1. How do you know when a farmer is outstanding in his field? The corn is knee-high by the Fourth of July.
2. Why did the chicken join the basketball team? He heard they needed a good fowl shooter.
3. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
4. Why did the pig go to the casino? To play the slop machine.
5. Why don’t cows ever have any money? Because farmers milk them dry.
6. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
7. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
8. What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business.
9. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
10. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
“Get Ready to Giggle: Funny Farm Jokes for a Good Time”
1. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
2. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
3. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
4. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
5. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
6. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
7. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.
8. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
9. What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I’ll go ahead.
10. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
“From Stable to Table: Hilarious Barn Jokes You Can’t Resist”
1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
2. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
3. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.
4. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.
5. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
6. Why was the broom late? It swept in.
7. Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?” Because every play has a cast.
8. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
9. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
10. Why did the M&M go to school? Because he wanted to be a smarty.