Top Gear Jokes, Gear Puns, Gear Dad Jokes & More

In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best gear jokes, gear puns and gear dad jokes to make you laugh.

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Gear up for a laugh: The funniest jokes about gear

Why did the mechanic sleep under the car? Because he wanted to get up oily in the morning!
What did the screwdriver say to the bolt? “You tighten up my life!”
Why did the gear go to therapy? Because it had trouble shifting emotions!
How does a mechanic stay humble? By taking things one nut and bolt at a time!
What do you call a gear that can’t move? Stuck in “park”!
Why did the gear skip school? Because it needed time off to unwind!
Why was the gear embarrassed? It couldn’t handle the pressure!
What did one gear say to the other gear? “You make my world turn!”
Why do gears make terrible comedians? They always seem to miss the punchline!
What do you call a gear that loves to dance? A disco gear!

Why did the wrench go to therapy? It had too many issues!
What did the bolt say to the nut? “Screw it, let’s run away together!”
Why did the drill break up with the hammer? It couldn’t handle the hitting!
How does a gear get in shape? By doing lots of rotations!
Why did the gear break up with the sprocket? It felt like they were going in circles!
What’s a mechanic’s favorite dance move? The twist and shout!
Why did the gear go to the party alone? It didn’t have the right connections!
What do you call a gear that loves to sing? A mechanical opera singer!
Why did the tool shed blush? It saw the rake getting too rakey!
What did the gear say when it got stuck? “I’m bolted down!”

Why did the mechanic break up with his girlfriend? She kept torqueing him apart!
What did the processor say to the hard drive? “You really know how to spin my gears!”
Why did the gear become a detective? It wanted to solve mechanical mysteries!
How does a gear stay in shape? By hitting the gym and working on its rotations!
Why did the gear make such a bad comedian? Its timing was always out of sync!
What did the gear say to the belt? “You drive me round and round!”
Why was the gear always so calm? It had a great sense of balance!
What did the gear do when it was feeling stressed? It took a spin class!
Why did the gear always win in a race? It knew how to shift gears quickly!
What’s a gear’s favorite TV show? “Game of Cogs”!

Why did the gear throw a party? It wanted to have a ball bearing!
What did the gear say to the oil? “Let’s lubricate this relationship!”
Why did the gear go skydiving? It wanted to experience free fall!
How does a gear handle a breakup? It just moves on and changes direction!
Why was the gear always the life of the party? It knew how to shift the mood!
What did the gear say to the mechanic? “I’m really in gear shape!”
Why did the gear get in trouble at school? It kept spinning out of control!
What do you call a gear that loves to travel? A globetrotter!
Why did the gear get a promotion? It had a great work ethic and meshed well with others!
What did the gear say to the belt? “You make it all come together!”