In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best dark jokes, dark puns and dark dad jokes to make you laugh.
Laugh until you cry with these hilarious dark jokes
1. Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the party? He had no body to go with.
2. My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
3. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
4. I’m trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.
5. I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered, “They’re right behind you.”
6. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
7. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
8. I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I can’t seem to put it down.
9. I used to be a baker until I got burnt out.
10. I told my computer I needed a break, now it won’t stop sending me vacation ads.
Dark humor at its best: 10 jokes that will make you snicker
1. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
2. My girlfriend dumped me for talking too much about video games. What a weird way to start a conversation.
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
4. What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
5. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
6. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
7. I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.
8. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up.
9. I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
10. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
Make your friends cringe with these twisted jokes
1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
2. I’m not indecisive. Unless you want me to be.
3. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
4. I used to be a baker until I got burnt out.
5. I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.
6. I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I can’t seem to put it down.
7. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
8. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
9. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
10. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
Caution: These dark jokes are not for the faint of heart
1. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
2. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
3. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up.
4. I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
5. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
6. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
7. I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.
8. What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
9. I used to be a baker until I got burnt out.
10. I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I can’t seem to put it down.
Let the hilarity ensue with these dark and twisted jokes
1. My girlfriend dumped me for talking too much about video games. What a weird way to start a conversation.
2. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
3. I’m not indecisive. Unless you want me to be.
4. What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
5. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
6. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
7. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
8. I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.
9. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
10. I think I’m slowly losing my mind. But I’m not too worried, I already lost half of it.