In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best floating jokes, floating puns and floating dad jokes to make you laugh.
“Float Your Boat with These Hilarious Floating Jokes”
1. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired from floating in the water!
2. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it and make it float!
3. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything… including floaties!
4. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite that floats in the water!
5. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems floating in the river!
6. Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom floating!
7. Why was the math teacher terrible at basketball? Because he couldn’t make a single float shot!
8. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one during his floating joke!
9. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together with floating ice cubes!
10. What do you call a pile of cats floating in the water? A meowtain!
“Hilarious Water Jokes That Will Have You Floating with Laughter”
1. Why did the crab never share? Because it was shellfish about its floating jokes!
2. How does an octopus go into battle? Well-armed and ready to float in the water!
3. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing while floating in the river!
4. What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear floating down the stream!
5. How does the ocean say hello? It waves, of course, with its floating tides!
6. Why couldn’t the bicycle make it up the hill? It was bike-pedaling underwater and floating!
7. How do you clean a lake? With a mop and bucket, just make sure it doesn’t float away!
8. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the lake? Because it ran out of juice to keep floating!
9. What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam, that’s going to hurt my floating ego!
10. Why was the math book sad about falling into the water? It got too many problems to keep it afloat!
“Funny Float Jokes That Will Keep You Afloat with Laughter”
1. What did the ocean say to the sailboat? Nothing, it just waved as it sailed by floating in the water!
2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field… of floating grain!
3. How do you organize a space party? You planet it! Just make sure your spaceship can float in the water!
4. Why couldn’t the tree go to the pool party? Because it was rooted to the ground and couldn’t float!
5. What did the beach say to the waving ocean? Long time no sea with you floating in the river!
6. Why do bicycles fall over easily? Because they are two-tired from floating in the water all day!
7. Why did the watermelon float in the middle of the lake? Because it couldn’taloupe to the shore!
8. How do you catch a squirrel underwater? Dive in and be prepared for a squirrel-float!
9. Why did the fish study so hard? Because it wanted to make sure it could float at the top of its class!
10. Why did the duck go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little down… with all its floating jokes!