In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best thankful jokes, thankful puns and thankful dad jokes to make you laugh.
Thankful Jokes to Keep You Laughing Through Thanksgiving
1. Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had the drumsticks!
2. What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
3. Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing!
4. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
5. Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
6. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A gobbling good time!
7. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet!
8. What key won’t open any door? A turkey!
9. Why did the turkey say grace before dinner? Because it was a gobbler!
10. What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit? A poultrygeist!
Hilarious Turkey Jokes to Share Around the Dinner Table
1. What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymouth rock!
2. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? It had 24 carrots!
3. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a ghost? A poultrygeist!
4. Why did the turkey play the drums in the band? Because he had the drumsticks!
5. What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The turkey trot!
6. What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, Google, Google!
7. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet!
8. Why did the turkey join a band? He had the drumsticks!
9. What do you call a running turkey? Fast food!
10. What sound does a space turkey make? Hubble, hubble, hubble!
Funny Thanksgiving Puns to Crack Up Your Friends and Family
1. What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Quack, quack!
2. Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing!
3. What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash!
4. What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? If your father could see you now, he would turn over in his gravy!
5. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? It had 24 carrots!
6. What sound does a turkey’s phone make? Wing, wing!
7. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A gobbling good time!
8. Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
9. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet!
10. What do you call a stuffed animal who tells crazy jokes? A pun-dit!
Side-Splitting Thankful Jokes That Will Have You Giving Thanks for Laughter
1. Why did the turkey wear a suit to dinner? Because he was well-dressed!
2. What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, Google, Google!
3. Why did the turkey say grace before dinner? Because it was a gobbler!
4. What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymouth rock!
5. Why did the turkey join a band? He had the drumsticks!
6. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a ghost? A poultrygeist!
7. Why did the turkey hide under the tree? He was a chicken!
8. What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The turkey trot!
9. What sound does a turkey’s phone make? Wing, wing!
10. Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
Laugh-Out-Loud Thanksgiving Jokes for a Memorable Holiday Celebration
1. Why did the turkey get into a fight? He had a lot of fowl language!
2. What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? A tur-key!
3. What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash!
4. Why was the Thanksgiving turkey always the star of the show? He had a lot of drumsticks!
5. What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Quack, quack!
6. Why did the turkey go to the party? He heard it was a gobble feast!
7. What did the baby corn say to the mom corn? Where’s the popcorn?
8. Why don’t we ever see Thanksgiving in England? Because they don’t have the stomach for it!
9. How do you make a turkey float? Put it in soda!
10. What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him!