Top 70S Jokes, 70S Puns, 70S Dad Jokes & More

In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best 70s jokes, 70s puns and 70s dad jokes to make you laugh.

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Groovy and Hilarious: The Top 70s Jokes That Will Have You in Stitches

Why did the disco ball go to therapy? It couldn’t handle all the reflecting on its past.
What do you call a nervous hitchhiker in the 70s? A thumb war survivor.
Why did the 70s phone break up with the 80s phone? It couldn’t handle the constant pager of time.
Why did the 70s teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright.
What’s a 70s vampire’s favorite fruit? A “blood” orange.
Why was the 70s music teacher always calm? Because she knew how to handle the record highs and lows.
How did the 70s watermelon get into shape? It participated in aerobics classes.
Why did the 70s car get sad? It heard someone call it a gas guzzler.
What do you call a 70s bee’s favorite hairstyle? The winged side part.
Why did the 70s bear join a club? It heard they were having a disco party in the woods.

Why did the 70s couple go to counseling? They couldn’t agree on whether they were soul mates or just disco buddies.
What do you call a 70s romantic comedy starring a slice of pie? “American Pie: The Love Story.”
Why did the 70s lover always carry a mirror? To make sure they were always reflecting each other’s love.
How did the 70s couple break up? They couldn’t handle the disco-tension in their relationship.
What’s a 70s cupid’s favorite dance move? The love-strut shuffle.
Why did the 70s Romeo and Juliet break up? They got lost in a maze of bell bottoms and couldn’t find each other.
What do you call a 70s romance novel about a hula hoop love affair? “Swing and Sway: A Love Story.”
Why did the 70s lovebirds always have a high phone bill? They couldn’t stop whispering sweet nothings on the rotary phone.
What’s a 70s poet’s favorite love ballad? “Roses are red, disco lights are blue.”
Why did the 70s Valentine’s Day card have glitter on it? To add some extra sparkle to their love.

Why did the disco ball always get picked first for dodgeball? It could really throw some light on the situation.
What do you call a 70s DJ’s pet cat? Disco Kitty.
Why did the 70s astronaut bring a disco ball to space? To have a stellar party in zero gravity.
What do you call a 70s magician who specializes in disco-themed tricks? Houdini Hustle.
Why did the 70s roller skater always bring a disco ball to the rink? To keep the boogie on wheels.
What’s a 70s robot’s favorite dance move? The electric slide.
Why did the disco ball get a promotion at work? It really knew how to light up a room.
What do you call a 70s disco party at the North Pole? Frosty Funk.
Why did the 70s salsa dancer prefer disco music? She couldn’t handle all the spicy beats.
What do you call a 70s vampire at a disco club? Count Dance-ula.

Why did the 70s comedian go to the doctor? He had a bad case of disco fever.
What’s a 70s farmer’s favorite type of music? Crop rock.
Why did the 70s cow wear bell bottoms? It wanted to be the real “moo-vie star.”
What do you call a 70s dog who loves disco music? A bow-wow boogie.
Why did the 70s painter wear bell bottoms? To keep his art grounded in the groovy era.
What’s a 70s detective’s favorite dance move? The clue shuffle.
Why did the 70s scientist love disco music? It really helped him find the rhythm of the universe.
What do you call a 70s superhero who loves disco parties? Groove Man.
Why did the 70s baker always wear bell bottoms? He needed room to knead the dough.
What’s a 70s pirate’s favorite dance move? The yo-ho-ho-ogie.

Why did the 70s computer break up with its owner? It couldn’t handle all the floppy disk jokes.
What do you call a 70s astronaut who tells jokes in space? A laughonaut.
Why did the 70s singer always carry a rubber chicken? For unplucked comic relief.
What’s a 70s mermaid’s favorite kind of joke? Shell-arious puns.
Why did the 70s chef refuse to cook vegetables? They were just too corny.
What do you call a 70s wizard at a comedy club? A spellebrity.
Why did the 70s ghost refuse to haunt disco parties? They were tired of boogying in the afterlife.
What’s a 70s librarian’s favorite joke genre? Bookshelf humor.
Why did the 70s artist only paint jokes? They loved to brush up on humor.
What do you call a 70s comedian who works in a bakery? A pun-dough-teller.