In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best healthy food jokes, healthy food puns and healthy food dad jokes to make you laugh.
Lettuce Laugh: Hilarious Jokes About Salad
1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. What did the lettuce say to the celery? Quit stalking me, you’re making me salad!
3. Why did the cucumber feel left out? Because it was always in a pickle!
4. What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
5. Why did the salad blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
6. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
7. Why did the lettuce win the race? Because it was ahead!
8. Why was the tomato blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing!
9. What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!
10. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice!
A-maize-ing Humor: Corny Jokes About Healthy Eating
1. What do you call a nosy pepper? Jalapeño business!
2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
3. Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the party? Because it was stuck in a bun!
4. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn?
5. Why did the potato cross the road? To get to the french fries!
6. What do you get if you cross a chili pepper and a shaggy dog? A hot dog!
7. What do you call it when vegetables go on strike? Aspar-agus!
8. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!
9. What do you get when you play tug-of-war with a vegetable? Zucchini noodles!
10. Why was the lettuce alone at the party? Because it was a wallflower!
Berry Funny: Laugh Out Loud Jokes About Fruits
1. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
2. What do you get if you cross a pine cone and an apple? A pineapple!
3. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice!
4. Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of peel!
5. What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry!
6. Why did the fig go to the doctor? It was feeling fig-leafed out!
7. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
8. Why did the strawberry go to the party? It wanted to jam!
9. What do you get if you cross a strawberry and a lollipop? A berry sweet treat!
10. Why did the kiwi need therapy? It couldn’t find its inner fruit!
Funny Bone Broth: Jokes About Soups and Stews
1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. What did one potato chip say to the other? Shall we dip?
3. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of soup by its diameter? Pumpkin pi!
4. Why did the chef get arrested? He was caught souping!
5. Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
6. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
7. Why did the minestrone go to therapy? It had too many issues!
8. What do you call a soup that you accidentally drop on the floor? Miso clumsy!
9. Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny!
10. What did the spoon say to the soup? I’m falling for you!
Nut’s So Funny: Hilarious Jokes About Healthy Snacks
1. Why did the cashew go to the doctor? It was feeling a little nutty!
2. What’s a nut’s favorite hobby? Cracking jokes!
3. Why couldn’t the walnut enjoy the party? It was a little shell-shocked!
4. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
5. Why did the pistachio go to school? It wanted to be a little nutty professor!
6. What did the peanut say to the walnut? It’s crunch time!
7. Why did the almond go to the party alone? It couldn’t find a date!
8. Why did the macadamia nut go to therapy? It was feeling a little cracked!
9. What do you call a nut that’s always sneaking around? A pistachio!
10. Why did the peanut butter spread on the bread? Because it wasn’t jelly!