Top Mars Jokes, Mars Puns, Mars Dad Jokes & More

In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best mars jokes, mars puns and mars dad jokes to make you laugh.

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Martian Marvels: The Ultimate Collection of Mars Jokes That Are Out of This World

Why did the Martian break up with his girlfriend? Because he needed space!
How do Martians throw a party? They planet!
What is a Martian’s favorite chocolate bar? A Mars Bar!
Why did the Martian go to the doctor? Because he had low-gravity!
What do you call a Martian with a cold? A little red virus!
Why did the Martian go to school? To improve his Martian math skills!
How does a Martian clean his house? With a Mars-hmallow!
What do you call a Martian who plays the piano? A Mars-tro-musician!
Why did the Martian turn down a promotion? He didn’t want to be the center of Mars-ttention!
How do Martians communicate with each other? They use spacebook!

What do you call a Martian who can’t make up his mind? A little red indecision!
Why did the Martian refuse to eat the donuts? He heard they were a little too meteorite!
What is a Martian’s favorite TV show? The Big Bang on Mars!
Why was the Martian comedian so good at his job? He had out-of-this-world jokes!
How do Martians navigate through space? They use Mars GPS!
What did the Martian say to his friend who was feeling down? “Don’t worry, we’ll just planet to cheer you up!”
Why do Martians always carry a pencil? In case they make a space-take!
What do you call a Martian who loves to dance? A little red boogie man!
Why did the Martian bring a ladder to the party? Because he heard the drinks were out of this world!
How do Martians stay in shape? They do the Mars-athon!

Why did the Martian go to the market? To buy some Mars-mellows!
What do you call a Martian who loves to knit? A little red threader!
Why did the Martian refuse to shower? He didn’t want to wash away his out-of-this-world scent!
How do Martians take notes in school? They use their Mars-kers!
What do you call a Martian who loves to paint? A little red artist!
Why did the Martian bring an umbrella to the space party? In case of a little red rain!
How do Martians travel in space? They take the Mars shuttle!
What do you call a Martian who loves to garden? A little red blossom!
Why did the Martian go to the library? To check out some Mars-tastic books!
How do Martians keep warm in space? They wear a Mars-mallow coat!

Why did the Martian go to the gym? To work on his little red muscles!
What do you call a Martian who loves to play basketball? A little red dunker!
Why did the Martian bring a suitcase to the space shuttle? In case he needed a little red change of clothes!
How do Martians cook their meals? They use a little red hot stove!
What do you call a Martian who loves to read? A little red bookworm!
Why did the Martian go to the theater? To watch the latest Mars-tronomical movie!
How do Martians celebrate birthdays? With a little red cake!
What do you call a Martian who loves to fish? A little red angler!
Why was the Martian chef so popular? He cooked with a little red passion!
How do Martians relax after a long day in space? They take a little red nap!

Why did the Martian go to the beauty salon? To get a little red makeover!
What do you call a Martian who loves to sing? A little red crooner!
Why did the Martian bring a deck of cards to the space party? In case they wanted to play a little red game!
How do Martians communicate with Earth? They send a little red message!
What do you call a group of Martians hanging out together? A little red party!
Why did the Martian become a doctor? To save little red lives!
How do Martians play baseball in space? With a little red bat!
What do you call a Martian who loves to bake? A little red chef!
Why did the Martian go to the dance party? To show off some little red moves!
How do Martians answer the phone in space? With a little red hello!