In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best competition jokes, competition puns and competition dad jokes to make you laugh.
Hilarious Knock-Knock Jokes to Win any Competition
1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive your jokes are terrible!
2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Aww, don’t cry – it’s just a joke!
5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you let me in already?
7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, I’m staying over!
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly, cows go moo!
10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s hot out here!
The Ultimate One-Liners to Make the Judges Laugh
1. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
2. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
3. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
4. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
5. I told my computer I needed a break, now it won’t stop sending me vacation ads.
6. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
7. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint!
8. I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already!
9. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
10. I used to be a tap dancer until I fell in the sink.
Top Puns that Will Have the Audience Rolling with Laughter
1. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
2. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
3. I’m writing a book on hurricanes and it’s blowing me away.
4. I’m reading a book on famous clocks. It’s about time.
5. I used to be a baker until I decided to loaf around.
6. I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
7. I told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction.
8. I’m friends with some musicians. They always go off on a different beat.
9. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
10. I used to be a wedding photographer, but I couldn’t focus.
Winning Comedy Skits to Guarantee Victory in any Competition
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
3. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
4. What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
5. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
6. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
7. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
8. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.
9. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
10. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
Side-Splitting Roasts to Take Down the Competition
1. You’re so slow, it takes you two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
2. You’re so old, your birth certificate expired.
3. You’re so skinny, you hula hoop with a Cheerio.
4. You’re so clumsy, you trip over a wireless internet connection.
5. You’re so dumb, you think Cheerios are donut seeds.
6. You’re so short, you can see your feet in your driver’s license photo.
7. You’re such a bad cook, even your microwave won’t touch your food.
8. You’re so un-coordinated, you trip over flat surfaces.
9. You’re so lazy, you have a personalized license plate that says “VLZI.”
10. You’re so boring, you watch paint dry for fun.