In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best rainy day jokes, rainy day puns and rainy day dad jokes to make you laugh.
Thunderstorm giggles: The top 5 rainy day jokes that will have you in stitches
1. Why did the weather report say the rain was scared? Because it heard thunderbolt!
2. How do raindrops call their friends? They use their cellphones!
3. What do you call two spiders who just got married? Newly-webbed.
4. Why did the snowman go to the middle of the storm? He heard the snowblowers were chilling there.
5. What do clouds wear under their shorts? Thunderpants.
Weathering the storm with humor: Hilarious rainy day jokes to brighten your day
1. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
2. Why was the math book sad on a rainy day? Because it had too many problems.
3. How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for fresh prints.
4. What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws; the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
5. Why did the raindrop go to school? To get a little wet-ucation.
Don’t rain on my parade: The funniest jokes to make a gloomy day a little brighter
1. Why did the umbrella break up with the hat? It couldn’t handle the shade.
2. How do you catch a squirrel on a rainy day? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
3. Why do cows lie down in the rain? To keep each udder dry.
4. What did one raindrop say to the other? Two’s company, but three’s a cloud.
5. What is a tornado’s favourite game to play? Twister!
Rain, rain, go away…but not before you hear these side-splitting jokes
1. What do you call a wet bear? A drizzly bear.
2. Why do fish never do well in school? Because they’re always swimming below sea level!
3. What do you call it when a monarch reigns without wearing a crown? Raining cats and dogs.
4. What do you call an ocean full of rain? A sprinkle.
5. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
Finding the silver lining: Laugh out loud with these top rainy day jokes
1. What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear!
2. Why did the weather wear a coat and tie? It was drizzling out!
3. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
4. How do hurricanes see? With their eye of the storm.
5. Why was the belt arrested on a rainy day? For holding up a pair of pants!