In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best pipe jokes, pipe puns and pipe dad jokes to make you laugh.
“Pipe Dreams: The Funniest Pipe Jokes You’ll Ever Hear”
1. Why did the pipe go to therapy? It had too many issues.
2. What do you call a singing plumber? A pipedream.
3. Why did the pipe break up with the faucet? It was tired of all the backflow.
4. How do you make a pipe laugh? You crack it up.
5. Why do pipes never share their emotions? They’re too closed off.
6. What did one pipe say to the other pipe at the party? “Let’s connect.”
7. Why don’t pipes like telling jokes? They always fall flat.
8. What do you call a fancy pipe? A pipeline.
9. How does a pipe answer the phone? “Pipe here, who’s calling?”
10. What do you call a group of pipes playing music together? A pipe band.
“Laughing Pipe-elines: Hilarious Jokes for Plumbing Enthusiasts”
1. Why was the pipe always late to work? It had too many clogs in its schedule.
2. How do you fix a broken pipe? With pipe duct tape.
3. Why did the plumber become a comedian? He heard the audience was full of pipes.
4. What do you call a pipe that loves to dance? A tap dancer.
5. Why do pipes make terrible comedians? They always get stuck on stage.
6. What did the pipe say to the leaky faucet? “Stop dripping on me, I can’t handle the pressure.”
7. Why did the pipe take up yoga? It needed to find inner pipe-ce.
8. How do you know if a pipe is lying? It’s full of pipe dreams.
9. What do you call a pipe with a sense of humor? Piped up.
10. Why did the pipe refuse to play hide and seek? It didn’t want to be underground.
“Pipe Humor: The Top Five Jokes That Will Have You in Stitches”
1. What did the plumber say to the pipe that kept breaking? “You’re really pushing my buttons.”
2. Why did the pipe break up with the wrench? It just couldn’t handle the twist and turns.
3. How does a pipe flirt? It lays on the pipe-pressure.
4. Why did the pipe bring a ladder to the party? It heard the drinks were on tap.
5. What’s a pipe’s favorite game? Connect the dots.
“Piping Hot Jokes: The Best Puns and One-Liners About Pipes”
1. Why did the pipe break up with the drain? It said it needed some space.
2. How do you keep a pipe in shape? Pipe-lates.
3. What do you call a pipe that’s always on time? Punctual pipe.
4. Why did the pipe ignore the other pipe’s jokes? It had a blockage in its funny bone.
5. What’s a pipe’s favorite type of music? Pipe organs.
“Pipe Down and Tune In: The Most Side-Splitting Pipe Jokes of the Year”
1. How do you comfort a sad pipe? You pipe it up.
2. Why did the pipe call the plumber in the middle of the night? It couldn’t handle the pipe dreams.
3. What do you give a pipe with a cold? Pipe-aid.
4. Why was the pipe always the life of the party? It knew how to pipe up the crowd.
5. How does a pipe pay for things? With pipe-dollars.