In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best skate jokes, skate puns and skate dad jokes to make you laugh.
“Rolling with Laughter: The Top Skate Jokes Guaranteed to Make You LOL”
1. Why did the skater bring a ladder to the skatepark? To do some extreme stair sets!
2. What did the skateboard say to the skater? “I wheely like you!”
3. How do skateboarders stay cool in the summer? They do kickflips in the shade!
4. Why was the skateboard always a good listener? Because it was always on board!
5. What do you call a skateboarding dinosaur? A skateboard-Rex!
6. Why did the skater go to the doctor? Because they had a gnarly case of board rash!
7. How does a skateboarder greet their friends? With a kickflip and a smile!
8. What did the skateboarder say when they fell down? “I guess I’ll just roll with it!”
9. Why did the skater bring a towel to the skatepark? To dry off after shredding!
10. What do you get when you cross a skater with a comedian? A laughing kickflip!
“Skateboard Humor: 10 Jokes That Will Have You Doing Kickflips of Laughter”
1. Why was the skateboard always cold? Because it was riding the chillwave!
2. How do skateboarders communicate with each other? They just board chat!
3. Why did the skater bring a map to the skatepark? To find their way to sick tricks!
4. What’s a skateboarder’s favorite type of music? Skate punk!
5. Why did the skateboard go to school? To get a little more board knowledge!
6. What do you call a skateboard that’s really good at math? A trigonoskate!
7. Why did the skater break up with their skateboard? It was board stiff!
8. What’s a skateboard’s favorite kind of joke? A grind!
9. Why did the skater get a job at the bakery? They heard they kneaded the dough!
10. What’s a skateboarder’s favorite TV show? “Boardwalk Empire”!
“From Ollies to Giggles: The Funniest Skateboarding Jokes Around”
1. Why did the skater bring a pen and paper to the skatepark? To write down all their wheelie good ideas!
2. How do skateboarders make money? By doing kickflips for change!
3. Why was the skateboard always tired? Because it was constantly doing kickflips in its sleep!
4. What do you call a skateboarder without a skateboard? Boardless!
5. Why did the skater bring a camera to the skatepark? To capture all the sick airtime!
6. How do skateboarders fix their problems? They ollie over them!
7. Why did the skateboard invite its friends to the party? It wanted to have a wheely good time!
8. What’s a skateboard’s favorite type of movie? “Boarding School”!
9. Why did the skater join a band? They heard they had a sick ollie-son guitarist!
10. What did the skateboard say when it saw its crush? “I’m wheely into you!”
“Shred the Gnar, Shred the LOLs: Hilarious Skate Jokes for Every Skater”
1. What’s a skateboarder’s favorite holiday? Kickflipmas!
2. Why did the skater bring a dictionary to the skatepark? To look up all the skate lingo!
3. How do skateboarders stay organized? They make sure everything is in kickflip shape!
4. What do skateboarders do when they’re feeling down? They go for a wheely good ride!
5. Why did the skateboard go to the art gallery? To appreciate some sick grinds!
6. What do you call a skateboarder who loves to read? A bookflip!
7. Why did the skater join the circus? They heard they needed someone to do kickflips on tightropes!
8. What’s a skateboard’s favorite dessert? Wheelie good ice cream!
9. Why did the skateboard break up with its wheels? They were going in different directions!
10. What did the skater say to the broken skateboard? “Looks like we’ll have to wheelie-ly fix this!”
“Skate or Die…Laughing: The Best Skate Jokes for a Ha-ha Halfpipe Session”
1. Why did the skater bring a plant to the skatepark? To do some gnarly kickplants!
2. How do skateboarders settle arguments? With a game of board games!
3. Why was the skateboard always so funny? Because it was always rolling on the floor laughing!
4. What do you call a skateboarder in a magic show? The wheely good magician!
5. Why did the skater bring a book to the skatepark? So they could have a wheely good read in between tricks!
6. How do skateboarders keep track of time? With a gnarly wristwatch!
7. Why did the skateboard go to the comedy club? To do some kickflicks on stage!
8. What’s a skateboard’s favorite game to play? Skate-opoly!
9. Why did the skater bring a pillow to the skatepark? To take a gnarly nap after shredding!
10. What did the skateboard say to the skater who kept falling down? “Looks like you’re on a roll!”