Top Feather Jokes, Feather Puns, Feather Dad Jokes & More

In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best feather jokes, feather puns and feather dad jokes to make you laugh.

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Feather Funnies: Hilarious Jokes About our Lightweight Friends

Why did the feather go to the party? It heard it would be a feather light affair!
What do you call a feather that’s good at math? A quill-culator!
Why did the feather get a job at the airport? It wanted to work as a flight attendant!
How does a feather lose weight? It goes on a down diet!
What did the feather say to the pillow? I’m feeling a bit down today.
Why do birds fly south in the winter? It’s easier than walking!
What do you call a group of birds on a power line? A feathered light brigade!
Why was the feather cold? It had goosebumps!
What did the feather say to the bird? You ruffle my feathers!
Why did the feather break up with the ink? It felt too feather behind!

Why did the chicken join a band? It had the drumsticks!
What did the duck say to the comedian? You quack me up!
How do you catch a bird? Just stand behind a tree and make a noise like a breadcrumb!
Why did the pigeon sit on the clock? It wanted to be on time!
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a centipede? A walkie-talkie!
Why don’t turkeys play hide and seek? They’re always spotted!
Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don’t know the words!
What do you call a bird that picks its nose? A flicker!
What do you call a bird that’s afraid of heights? A chicken!
What do you get when you cross a bird with a magician? A tweetheart!

Why did the owl join the band? He had the beat!
What do you get when you cross a crow and a pig? A bird that makes bacon every morning!
Why did the chicken join a talent show? Because it had such great plucking skills!
How do birds fly in a V formation? Because the lead bird knows the way, and the others just wing it!
What did one feather say to another? Don’t lose your plume over it!
Why did the turkey join a rock band? Because it had the drumsticks!
What do you call a bird that runs a computer? A tweet-er!
Why did the owl invite his friends over? He didn’t want to be owl by himself!
What do you call a bird that’s a comedian? A stand-up chirp!
Why did the seagull sit on the beach umbrella? He wanted to be under-bird!