In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best encouraging jokes, encouraging puns and encouraging dad jokes to make you laugh.
Laugh it off: The top 10 jokes guaranteed to lift your spirits
1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
2. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
3. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
4. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
5. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
6. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
7. I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I just can’t seem to put it down.
8. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
9. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
10. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
Keep smiling: Funny jokes to boost your mood and spread positivity
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
3. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
4. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
5. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
6. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
7. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
8. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
9. I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I just can’t seem to put it down.
10. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
LOL-worthy humor: The best jokes to turn a frown upside down
1. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
2. Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.
3. What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
4. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it.
5. The rotation of earth really makes my day.
6. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
7. Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in-tents.
8. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
9. Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn’t change color? He had a reptile dysfunction.
10. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
Banish the blues with these hilarious jokes and one-liners
1. Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi!
2. I’m writing a book on reverse psychology. Do NOT read it!
3. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
4. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
5. Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every play has a cast.
6. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
7. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
8. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
9. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
10. I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
Giggle your way to happiness: The ultimate list of uplifting and encouraging jokes
1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
2. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
3. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
4. What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time.
5. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
6. Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.
7. Did you hear about the math book that was sad? It had too many problems.
8. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
9. Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn’t change color? He had a reptile dysfunction.
10. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.