In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best magician jokes, magician puns and magician dad jokes to make you laugh.
1. Abracadabra! Hilarious Magician Jokes to Make You Laugh Out Loud
1. Why couldn’t the magician pay his bills? Because his assets were all tied up in wand investments!
2. What did the magician say when he found his rabbit asleep on the job? “Hare today, gone tomorrow!”
3. How does a magician like his coffee? Abracadabra, no cream or sugar!
4. Why did the magician’s math book disappear? Because it had too many problems!
5. What do you call a magician on a plane? A flying sorcerer!
6. Why did the magician only do tricks on the weekend? He was too conjured up during the week!
7. What did the magician say to the fisherman? Pick a cod, any cod!
8. What did the magician do when he lost his rabbit? He pulled a hare out of his hat!
9. Why did the magician refuse to say “Pick a card, any card?” Because he was a deck lexic!
10. What did the magician say to his audience before disappearing? “Now you see me, now you don’t!”
2. Trick or Funny? The Ultimate Collection of Magic Jokes
1. Why did the magician get kicked out of school? He kept sawing his classmates in half without permission!
2. How does a magician part his hair? With a magic comb!
3. Why do magicians make great musicians? They know how to pull some strings!
4. What did the magician do when he heard a funny joke? He pulled a laugh out of his hat!
5. How do magicians stay healthy? They always have a balanced diet of tricks up their sleeve!
6. What did the magician say to his assistant who was getting cold? “Abracadabra, shawl magically appear!”
7. Why did the magician open a bakery? He wanted to pull some dough out of his hat!
8. What did the magician say to his missing assistant? “I can’t find her, she must have vanished into thin air!”
9. Why did the magician start a garden? He wanted to see his tricks blossom!
10. What did the magician say to his cereal before breakfast? “Abra-krispies!”
3. Pulling a Fast One: Side-Splitting Magician Pranks and Jokes
1. Why did the magician break up with his girlfriend? She kept disappearing on him!
2. What did the magician say to the deck of cards? “I’m feeling a bit shuffled today!”
3. Why was the magician always calm under pressure? He had a lot of tricks up his sleeve!
4. What’s a magician’s favorite type of crime? Grand larceny!
5. How does a magician stay warm during winter? He pulls a rabbit out of his hat for a fur coat!
6. Why do magicians make terrible fishermen? They always disappear when it’s time to reel in the big one!
7. What did the magician say when his trick failed? “I guess that one didn’t have any magic in it!”
8. How do magicians send mail? With the stamp of approval, of course!
9. Why did the magician bring a ladder to the show? He heard they were doing high-level magic!
10. What did one magician say to the other? “You saw right through my act!”