In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best gummy bear jokes, gummy bear puns and gummy bear dad jokes to make you laugh.
Gummy Bear Jokes Guaranteed to Make You Laugh
1. Why did the gummy bear go to school?
He wanted to be a smartie!
2. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
3. How do you make a gummy bear dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
4. Why did the gummy bear go to the doctor?
It was feeling a bit chewy.
5. What do you get when you cross a gummy bear and a computer?
A sweet-tooth processor!
6. Why did the gummy bear sit on the computer?
To keep an eye on the candy website!
7. How do gummy bears get around?
They ride the chew chew train!
8. Why did the gummy bear refuse dessert?
It was already stuffed!
9. What’s a gummy bear’s favorite type of music?
Jelly-roll!
10. What did the gummy bear say to the other gummy bear in a fight?
I’m going to eat you up!
Laugh Out Loud with These Hilarious Gummy Bear Puns
1. What do you call a bear that’s high on sugar?
Gum-my!
2. Why did the gummy bear go to the bar?
It wanted a shot of honey whiskey!
3. How do gummy bears stay in shape?
They do a lot of bearobics!
4. Why did the gummy bear go to the party alone?
It didn’t want to share the spotlight!
5. What do you call a gummy bear that can play the piano?
A dazzling dessert!
6. Why did the gummy bear join a band?
It had great taste in music!
7. How do gummy bears stay cool in the summer?
They hang out in the shade of a candy tree!
8. What’s a gummy bear’s favorite game?
Marbles, because they’re always bouncing!
9. How do gummy bears communicate?
They use Bluetooth(candy)!
10. Why did the gummy bear break up with its girlfriend?
She was too clingy!