In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best party jokes, party puns and party dad jokes to make you laugh.
1. Hilarious Knock-Knock Jokes to Keep the Party Going
1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad you came to this party?
5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Aww, don’t cry, it’s just a knock-knock joke!
6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s too cold out here!
9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking!
10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Aw, don’t cry! It’s just a joke.
2. Side-Splitting One-Liners to Lighten the Mood at Any Gathering
1. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
2. I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
3. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
4. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
5. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
6. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
7. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
8. I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I just can’t seem to put it down.
9. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
10. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
3. Laugh-Out-Loud Puns That Will Have Everyone Rolling with Laughter
1. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
2. The furniture store keeps calling me, but all I wanted was one nightstand.
3. I’m friends with a bunch of chess players. I love hanging out with them – they’re a bunch of kings and queens.
4. I’m a big fan of whiteboards. They’re quite re-markable.
5. I told my wife she should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
6. I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
7. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
8. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
9. I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn’t like it.
10. I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
4. Rib-Tickling Dad Jokes That Are Sure to Get a Chuckle
1. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.
2. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
3. I’m good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
4. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
5. I would tell you a joke about pizza, but it’s a little cheesy.
6. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
7. I have a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
8. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
9. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
10. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
5. Cheesy but Funny Jokes That Will Break the Ice at Your Next Party
1. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
2. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
3. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
4. What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead.
5. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
6. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
7. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
8. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
9. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
10. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.